flight of the conchords season two makes me have underwear babies. here is my favourite song so far

Sorry, I know this is a bit boring, but check some of these out…They’re great
George Best!

Alex Ferguson Sex organ fuel
Andy Gray Randy Gay
Bob Taylor A Tory Blob
Charlton Athletic Halt technical rot
Chelsea Leaches
Claus Jensen Uncle’s Jeans
Crystal Palace Crap alley cats
David Ginola A livid gonad, vagina dildo
David Lee Evil Dead
Dennis Bergkamp Pink German beds
Fabrizio Ravanelli Evil Brazilian afro
Francis Lee Nice Flares
Gareth Southgate Treat to huge shag
George Best Go get beers
Gudni Bergsson Undressing bog
Guns on bridges
Karlheinz Reidle He killer red Nazi
Maine Road I Am A Drone
A Dire Moan
No! I Am A Red
Manchester City I’m Shy, Can’t Erect
Synthetic cream
Manchester United Urine detachments
The Entrained Scum
Stained hen rectum
Scum need the train
Leicester City Electric Yetis
Match Of The Day They of mad chat
Martin Keown I’m not wanker
Nathan Blake An ankle bath
Neil Cox Lexicon
Paul Merson Lump on arse
Peter Beardsley Beery plastered
Peter Shilton Enter hot lips
Queens Park Rangers Ranger Spanks Queer
Robbie Elliott Better boil oil
Scott Sellars Let’s toss Carl
Sheffield United Defies Nude Filth
Stan Collymore Measly control
Super John McGinlay Sperm launching joy
Teddy Sheringham He’d shag dirty men
West Bromwich Albion I blame brown cow shit
Wolverhampton Wanderers Old Woman perverts raw hen
Worst ever home drawn plan

You’ve probably all seen this before, but even if you have, it’s worth watching again. Simply one of the most amazing pieces of wildlife action ever caught on tape by an amateur old boy most likely on his Saga retirement safari holiday.

www.olliegrove.com

Listening to the news this morning, whilst consuming my typical morning breakfast of a freshly plucked turnip on a bed of kippers, i was amazed to hear that the first ever direct phone call without the assistance of an operator was made only fifty years ago. It got me thinking how far we’d come in the world of telecommunications. Then i discovered this………….

The world’s first major mobile phone specifically designed to meet the demands of children and their parents will be launched next month in Hong Kong. According to the design director, the inspiration behind the Mo1 was to “create a mobile phone which [could] be used by children safely and independently.”

The child-specific features designed for 6 to 10 years olds include:

No numbers on the keyboard so children can only call or receive calls from phone numbers that are pre-set by their parents
A GPS-based “Find Me Service” function that allows parents to know the location of their children
Speed-dial buttons for direct calls to Mom and Dad.
Emergency phone always enabled
Speakerphone / hands-free mode on by default, to avoid danger from radio waves